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Alright, here we go. So, I stumbled upon this weirdly tempting Nintendo Switch 2 bundle. I mean, it’s out there at ShopTo, right? Maybe someone needs this info to breathe easier about their pre-order conundrum. It costs, what, £520.85? Yeah, not exactly pocket change, but hey, if you’re in the market for a new console and some extra gizmos, why not? Comes with an extra Joy-Con pair and this fancy Nintendo Switch 2 Camera thing. Admittedly, I was more pumped about the camera than the console itself. Weird, right?
Now, they revealed this bad boy during some Nintendo Direct presentation. And it’s kinda fancy, no joke. Supports 1080p, HDR and up to 120 fps — that’s frames per second for those not married to their consoles. Oh, and get this, it has some in-built fan thingy in the dock. No idea why I noticed this, but it stuck with me. Keeps it cool and boosts to 4K? Yeah, that’s what they say.
They rattled off a bunch of stuff: GameShare feature, where you can apparently play one game without everyone owning it. Neat, but sounds a bit like dragging friends into your obsession. Also, they tossed in something called GameChat, so, you know, you can talk to people while gaming. Because who talks face-to-face anymore, right?
And the screen’s bigger. By some magic, they’ve crammed in a 7.9-inch display without adding bulk. Imagine a book with pictures that don’t make you cringe? That’s rich and vivid, or so I’m told. I can see why this matters. The graphics are supposed to be crazy smooth, even on the go. Bright colors, character expressions — you get lost in it. Until your train stop, at least.
A cool part? The Joy-Con 2 controllers just snap on. Magnetic, I think. The tech is wild these days. They work like those old-school computer mice if you slide them on your pants. I’m not gonna lie, would be fun at parties or just during long Zoom calls.
They also talked about this adjustable stand which actually sits firmly — unlike those cheap phone holders that flop over. Oh, and more USB-C ports. Feels like every update adds another connection point these days. Handy, I guess, since everyone needs a charge or video chat during a game.
This new Switch is supposed to be a beast — with faster processing and killer graphics. Faster load times too. Like, who has time to wait for games to load anymore? Did I mention the sound? It’s seriously crisp. 3D sound, if you can believe it — something about spatial awareness, I think. I once heard it’s like being at a concert, but, well, virtual.
Let’s not forget storage, 256GB. That’s a big number, folks. MicroSD Express cards? Sounds expensive but worth it for speedy data stuff.
Mark your calendars for June 5, 2025. That’s when it hits globally — £395.99 in the UK. What’s it stateside? $449.99, I think. Pricey, but isn’t that the price of entering the future?
Anyway, this was my little chaotic dispatch from the world of Nintendo. Keep an eye on those bundles — or don’t. Up to you really.
