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“They can’t have ice cream, not anymore!”
So, picture this: it’s 2089, Japan. I know, seems far off, right? But that’s where the latest buzz is buzzing. Can’t blame you if you missed it. We’re talking about Full Metal Schoolgirl making its way to us on October 23rd, thanks to D3Publisher—yep, those guys.
Now, Full Metal Schoolgirl isn’t your usual gig. I mean, imagine being wrapped in an “action-packed adventure with a totally heavy-duty vibe,” as the trailer shouts at us. Developed by Yuke’s, the brains behind EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever. Ringing any bells? Anyone?
Okay, bear with me. We slow down—let’s let that press release do its dance:
We’re diving into a surreal 2089 version of Japan, a place where this monstrous company—Meternal Jobz—rules the roost. It’s kinda got this weird, zombie cyborg worker force. The “Working Dead,” no less. Basically, because, why not. You’re this cyborg schoolgirl on a mission of, like, epic revenge, battling through their 100-story skyscraper. But wait, there’s more! You’re smacking down creepy CEOs and sinister security while figuring out this wicked capitalist world gone bonkers.
But really, why the future setting? Makes ya think, doesn’t it?
Step into the schoolgirl’s shoes and become a mechanical powerhouse! Gear up with a killer arsenal and dive into this chaotic action shooter. Meternal Jobz doesn’t stand a chance as you take on the undead hordes and their relentless workplace dedication. Heh, who’d have thought?
Oh, and this isn’t just any skyscraper. It’s like one big puzzle, changing every time you take a crack at it. The evil CEO at the top is, well, just waiting… sorta like that final boss you didn’t even know you needed.
Here’s the kicker: battles are livestreamed. Seriously! Imagine getting upgrades by winning over virtual fans. Beat bad guys, rack up resources, and get viewer donations for bling-ed out upgrades. It’s like the ultimate reality-meets-gaming mashup. And even when it feels like you’re toast, there’s this virtual crowd cheering you on.
So, you can’t pre-order for Switch 2 just yet. Bummer, I know. But hey, peek at the official site; they’ve got more juicy details.
