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Okay, so you know when you play "The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered" and the guilds just kind of suck you right in? Maybe you feel me, or not, whatever. Anyway, there’s these guilds, right? And they’re packed with juicy questlines. Like, who knew all this guild drama would be so darn compelling? The Mages Guild is apparently everyone’s BFF — player stats say so — but really, they all have something cool going on. And the Thieves Guild? Oh boy, their storyline pulls on the heartstrings, and don’t even get me started on the big heist. Plus, they hand out a pretty sweet reward once you wrap it up.
Now imagine — wait, are you with me? — there’s this wild overlap in the Thieves Guild quest called Misdirection. Shows up kind of late in the game. If you’ve already been playing magician over at the Mages Guild, it’s just… well, let’s call it amusingly chaotic. This mix-up where the Elder Scrolls just, I don’t know, nails it? They need more of that. Like, really lean into the chaos for Elder Scrolls 6. Interlink these guilds so the world’s all tangled together. Skyrim tried, but it wasn’t quite there. Make it so, and life in Tamriel could feel insanely interconnected.
Okay — wait a sec, gotta focus. Deep breath. So there’s this hilarious bit where if you’re already Archmage from the Mages Guild quests, the Thieves Guild sends you to steal from, uh, yourself. Yep, you break into the Archmage’s room to nab Hrormir’s Ice Staff. Except plot twist! You are the Archmage by then. So, what’s the plan? Well, it’s a cakewalk; waltz in, swipe the staff, drop a cheesy note for yourself, and you’re out. Guess it’s tougher for non-magic types — they’re sneaking past all these high-level mages like it’s Mission Impossible.
Stealing from yourself? It’s like the game’s in on the joke. Though, bummer, Oblivion Remastered itself doesn’t give you a chuckle. Unless you patch the game unofficially — then your journal does a little tongue-in-cheek. Seriously, these guilds hardly nod at each other. One tiny wink to the player like, "Hey, nice leadership change there," could add so much character.
Long story short, being Archmage feels epic, ‘cause funny quests are achievements too, you know? It’s as if your accomplishments glow brighter when the game world nods back in acknowledgment. Hey, even if it’s just a minor league joke in an unofficial patch, it’s invaluable. Elder Scrolls 6 needs this. Bring the world to life by tweaking difficulties based on your fame or infamy — make every decision count. Good or bad, let players see how every move makes waves in Tamriel.
End of ramble. That kind of made sense, right?
