Okay, so picture this: it’s a random Tuesday, and I’m sipping my coffee, scrolling through social media, when bam! Pokémon Company drops a bomb. Latios is swooping into Pokémon UNITE. And, like, on July 18, no less. Fourth anniversary celebrations and all. I mean, where’s my cake, right?
Anyway, Latios — you remember him, right? From way back in Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire days. Yeah, that dude is now hitting up Aeos Island’s battle arenas. So there I was, thinking about how cool it is. Or maybe it’s a distraction tactic. Who knows.
They posted online, saying, “Hey, get hyped! Latios is here as an Attacker, making things wild right from the kickoff!” Okay, that’s not the exact wording. But you get the gist.
Oh, and if you somehow missed it, Pokémon UNITE is like, a freebie digital download. Nintendo Switch, iOS, Android — the whole shebang. Go grab it if you haven’t. You’ll thank me later, maybe.
So yeah, chaos unleashed on July 18. Be there or be… square? Or something. Anyway, my coffee’s getting cold.
