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Want to chat about video games? Dive into the chaos with Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or snag it here — why wouldn’t you, right?
Okay, folks, so Kristen and I (O’Dell here) are diving headfirst into this wild week. I mean, seriously, what’s up with lugging stuff around in Death Stranding 2: On the Beach? It’s like a rollercoaster, except with more sand and weird emotions. Also, Claire Obscur: Expedition 33? Man, didn’t see that emotional rollercoaster coming. Plus, did you know PlayStation merchandise could be this… crave-able? It’s a rabbit hole, honestly.
Stuff We Talked About – If you care… or not:
Highlighting releases next week. Or, you know, whenever they decide to drop:
– EA Sports College Football 26 | PS5
– Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 | PS5, PS4
– Patapon 1 + 2 Replay | PS5
Oh, and strap in for this curveball.
– Full Metal Schoolgirl — picture this: cyborgs fighting evil corporations, October 23 – go wild, people.
Ghost of Yōtei Collector’s Edition? Yep, it’s a thing. Comes with a mask, a sash, some tsuba, a papercraft ginkgo tree (whatever that is, but sounds fancy), art cards, plus some digital goodies. You in?
The Cast
Kristen Zitani – Senior Content Communications Specialist, SIE, holding the fort down — figuratively, of course.
O’Dell Harmon Jr. – Just here navigating through this content chaos. Stay tuned!
Big shout to Dormilón for our killer theme song. Totally bangs. 🎵
Oh, by the way, game release dates might just play hide-and-seek. It’s wild. Details from press releases and ESRB ratings and stuff, you know how it goes…
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