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So, wow, ancient Greece in board games—what a thing, right? Seems like they’re kinda everywhere, right under our noses, bubbling up like, I dunno, molten lava? Maybe that’s not the best way to put it. But hey, take “Horrified: Greek Monsters.” That one sorta comes at you, not hiding its theme at all. It’s interesting, though, surprisingly not many board games slap those ancient myths smack dab in the middle—face first, you know? Especially when we’re talking about conquest and battles. Which brings me to Cyclades, that gem from 2009. Ever heard of it? Some clever mix of myths and strategy, kinda like a salad where the nuts and fruits actually work. Now it’s back, bright and shiny, with tweaks from its ever-brilliant expansions. New edition? Check.
### The Box and What’s Inside
You remember Cyclades’ old long box? Could practically fit a loaf of bread in there (hypothetically, maybe). But wait for it—the Legendary Edition now comes in a neat square box. Standard size. Compact yet crammed with goodies. Gone is the central map board, now replaced by nifty board modules. You can rearrange these. Like, mix and match for different maps? Super customizable, depending on how many are playing. Flip ’em for something more advanced. It’s almost as if Cyclades thought, “Let’s be a puzzle, why not?” The large board tracking gods and heroes is still there.
Oh, and punch-out cardboard strips for gods. Heroes and monsters get their decks and some cardboard standees which move around the map like they’re in a little diorama playground. You got your buildings, upgrades, and a ton of cardboard coins. Most of it tucks away in this treasure-chest-like insert. Flip-up lid too! They really thought of everything, didn’t they?
### Players and Pieces
Each player gets a screen and a heap of control tokens, plus wooden army and navy pieces—they’re colorful. Six colors now, not just five, and there are mercenaries too. Intriguing little things. They’re not exactly eye-popping, but nice enough. And if you need a bit more bling, you can buy miniatures and metal coins separately. Makes your game pop, like fireworks, minus the noise.
### Playing the Game
Cyclades is where chaos and order meet. Picture this: you start each round calmly, bidding for favor from the gods, like a genteel auction. But someone always gets Apollo, poor guy. No one really wants him, but he’s there—cheap and humble. You get what you get, right? Anyway, gods rotate around, face-up, face-down, a game of divine peek-a-boo.
God powers, so not all gods are equal, no sir. Ares lets you move troops while Athena gets all smart, building universities. She’s playing the long game, you know? Apollo just boosts your income modestly. High-stakes auction, each bid higher, some strategies at work. Who knew choosing gods was this nerve-wracking?
It’s wild how grabbing one goddess over another can flip the entire game, like turning a pancake. Sometimes you’re outbidding just to keep from being squashed by an attack. Sometimes you’re sacrificing resources just to snag that key god. Dynamic, right? Keeps you on your toes!
### The Path to Victory
Win by nabbing three metropolis pieces—building up, recruiting philosophers, or snatching them through good ol’ military conquest. Ajax, the powerhouse, two armies in one, can be exchanged for a metropolis if you’ve got seven land areas. Or just take one from someone else in war, fast and brutal like a drumbeat.
Wars, those are dicey (pun intended). Count your armies, roll a die, sweat a little, and repeat. It’s nerve-wracking but limited by resources, thankfully. Army and navy pieces—just eight each. Must be smart, win Ares’ bid to swing troops into battle.
Hera and mercenaries spice it up though. Sneak around with these extra troops, heroes leading epic charges. Heroes, they’re worth risking in a fight, right? Moving around, those turns with Hera and Ares, they tilt the scales pretty heavy.
### Strategy and Lore
Cyclades is like a dance—sometimes violent, sometimes peaceful. Play it cool, build up quietly, and strike when the moment’s ripe. Keep things economic until war’s knocking. It’s a juggle between war and peace, strange bedfellows in the same box. But it works, somehow. Like peanut butter and something-or-another.
Don’t forget the mythical creatures—they’re the flavor burst. Satyrs and Harpies causing mischief. Powerful and hilarious if you can afford them. Zeus gets you priestesses to keep these creatures around. Imagine pushing the kraken across the map. Pure fun, if it doesn’t eat your fleet.
Buying it? Look around. New games may distract you but Cyclades, man, it’s a keeper.
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