Sure, here’s the rewired version:
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You know, sometimes life throws you a curveball when you’re least expecting it. Like, out of nowhere, boom! Elden Ring Nightreign has a new update. Didn’t see that coming, right? It just popped up; no fanfare, no downtime. Just there, like an unexpected guest at a party. Anyway, gotta update if you want to keep playing with others.
This latest patch—1.01.4—they’re calling it incremental. I mean, it’s following 1.01.3, which was just last month… time flies or something. But every little tweak seems to matter, especially if you’re knee-deep in the game.
Oh, and cookies—do we even really understand them? I was on this tangent about cookies and targeting, like what? Anyway, Update 1.01.4 is here on every platform you can imagine. They’ve thrown in this neat feature—weapon types show up in the Armament Info menu. I guess, it helps you figure out if that sword you found is a keeper—or, you know, if you should toss it for some magical staff. Buffs, stats, the whole shebang.
Most of the other changes are bug fixes. I swear, some bugs are sneaky like ninjas. Like when both your pals leave at the same time during a match. Boom! Matchmaking breaks. That’s fixed now, thank goodness.
So, here’s a kicker about gestures—some were missing. Achievements, too. Ugh. Bad news though, you’ll have to unlock them again. They didn’t outright say it, but there’s probably some shadowy behind-the-scenes stuff. Sentient Pest Nightlord as the next Everdark Sovereign? Mark your calendars for July 3.
And hey, did you realize Nightreign’s spiced things up with tougher bosses? The Everdark Sovereign gang is here to knock your socks off. If you managed to beat their baby versions, congrats, you’re in for a wild ride.
The new baddies, Everdark Sovereign Gaping Jaws and Darkdrift Knight, bring fresh attacks. I mean, as if it wasn’t hard enough already! They’ll catch you off guard just when you think you’ve got them figured out. How do they do it? Magic, I guess.
Oh, and before I forget—because my brain’s all over—here’s the change log for 1.01.4:
– Weapon types in the Armament Info menu, hooray!
– Fixed matchmaking mess when two teammates ditch you simultaneously.
– Gesture “It’s Raining!” now properly unlocks. Meet conditions again if it failed before.
– Near-death revival bug during third-day boss fights scrapped.
– Recluse Remembrance music now plays nice, like a well-behaved track should.
– Achievement credit for “Shifting Earth: Crater” fixed. Re-earn by meeting conditions.
And then, random bug fixes. Because life thrives on bugs or something.
Alright, you made it! Still here? Dive into our guide, it’ll fill your head with tactics and quests. We’ve got fresh details on the Revenant Remembrance quest and every map event in Nightreign. Happy gaming!
