The Switch 2 is here, folks! And guess what? Jon and James have crawled back from the woodwork. I mean, seriously, you had a blissful three weeks without their madness. Now, they’re back, like an ominous cloud that just won’t drift away. Kids might start hiding under their beds, and dogs… well, let’s just say your rugs are in trouble.
Speaking of dogs—I just can’t wrap my head around the whole carpet and dog combo. It’s like inviting trouble: fur everywhere, random pee spots. And don’t get me started on the smell. If you ask me, hardwood is your best friend. But, uh, let’s not digress too much.
Right. Switch 2. Here we go.
The episode kicks off with their first take on the hardware. And how James snagged a Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour. Wow, lucky for us, he’s got all these thoughts to share. As if the price tag wasn’t enough entertainment.
Oh, and Mario Kart World—you know that thing everyone’s buzzing about? Well, they dive into that too. The Switch 2 had barely been out for a day when they recorded this, so don’t take everything as gospel truth, okay?
Then there’s the elephant—er, GameCube—in the room. It’s in the NSO for Switch 2! And, in a twist, NES Bionic Commando landed in Street Fighter 6. On Switch 2! Bravo for finding innovative ways to grab our attention, guys.
I wonder if artists ever get the respect they deserve while they’re alive. Anyway, I think I’ll escape this chaos with some Mr. Iguana matches.
