Sure, let’s dive into this! So there I was, minding my own business, right? And then BAM! Michelangelo — yep, the pizza-loving turtle, not the painter — is suddenly shredding in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 and 4. I kid you not. Like, imagine him needing a ton of pizza to fuel all those sick moves. Anyway, some trailer dropped during this Xbox thing last Sunday (or was it Saturday? Time’s a blur), and there was Tony Hawk, larger than life, giving us a sneak peek. Crazy, huh?
Picture this: Our orange-banded hero lurking down in the LA sewers — because where else would a ninja turtle hang out? He’s eyeing a slice of pizza, deep in thought, and then out of nowhere, he’s spinning on his shell. I mean, who does that? Next thing, he’s whipping out a skateboard as if that’s totally normal. Oh, and if that’s not enough, we’ve got Bam Margera making a scene again, plus guest appearances like the Doom Slayer. Yes, you read that right. Talk about a wild mix.
And just when you think it couldn’t get cooler, they’re bringing back big names — Nyjah Huston, Riley Hawk (Tony’s kid, by the way), Lizzie Armanto, Leticia Bufoni, Tyshawn Jones. Seriously, the gang’s all here. I heard something about jumping online too. Imagine ripping up the halfpipe with seven buddies in a virtual paradise. Maybe try not to crash, right? And guess what? Those legendary levels are back: Rio, Tokyo, The Foundry, Airport, Canada… the nostalgia is off the charts.
Oh, mark your calendars if I haven’t lost you by now. July 11, 2025. It’s everywhere: Nintendo Switch, whatever Switch 2 is, Xbox One, Series X, PlayStation 5, 4… even Windows if that’s still your gig (no judgment, promise).
A remake, they call it — well, of the third and fourth Pro Skaters. Feels like just yesterday we were playing the originals back in 2001 and 2002. Time flies, doesn’t it? But hey, life goes on, and so do skateboards. Who would’ve thought?
