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So, picture this: I’m standing there, kinda lost in the chaos of a tech expo in Shanghai, dodging folks like it’s a dance floor. ChinaJoy, they call it. Anyway, GPD’s new gizmo, the Win 5, is stealing the show. And, yeah, those specs are wild.
Some local techies on Bilibili, right? They’re doing their thing, fiddling with it and running all sorts of tests like it’s nobody’s business—Cinebench R23, Time Spy, you name it. Can’t remember them all, honestly.
But check this out—this little beast scored over 30,000 on Cinebench. That’s desktop-level stuff! And the CPU just chillin’ at 80.3 degrees. I mean, I’ve touched a car engine that’s cooler. Fans going like 95dB, almost like a tiny jet engine, but somehow not that annoying. Weird, huh?
Graphically, this puppy just about kissed the RTX 4060’s score with 9,680 on Time Spy. Pretty nuts. Although, GPD seems shy, limiting it to 70 watts. Yeah, could’ve been 120 watts—like when you know you have more in you but you just hold back. Happens to me every Monday.
Oh, and some creator—I think it was PureDIY—tested ‘Black Myth: Wukong.’ Ran at over 80 FPS. Wow, right? Yet somehow, I’m just thinking about how they named that game. Odd title.
The battery’s quite the character. A 5,170mAh chunk that just snaps off—literally, snap!—from the back. I guess that’s cool if you’re into swaps. Adds a bit of weight though, like 340 grams. Meh, build those biceps.
And just to mess with you, they slapped on a monster 180-watt charger. Options? Oh, they’ve got ‘em: AMD Ryzen AI Max+ 395 and whatnot. But no clue about prices! Typical, right?
I guess if you’re like me and you just follow the latest chaos in tech, keep an eye on Tom’s Hardware. They’re on Google News or something. Just hit ‘Follow.’ Or don’t. Whatever floats your boat.
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